i’m so confused…
how do people who have been stuck on a plane/in an airport JUST AS LONG AS I HAVE look IMPOSSIBLY fresh?!
and by people, I mean girls.
if only i were a real girl.
- calling matthew on the phone, trying to find him in target:
- me: "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SWEET GIRL?"
- matthew: "oh, she's gone, but I'm in the toys section."
I may or may not be falling asleep tonight with a scarf on.
I’m just saying.
This morning I ordered a tall nonfat vanilla latte. The barista made me a venti nonfat vanilla latte.