May 2011
45 posts
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
yourbigbreak: “auditions will consist of the actress reacting to the lyrics of an RnB song, while looking directly into the camera, one on one.” there are only two ways this exists: 1. it’s some kind of joke, perhaps for a hidden camera show 2. the “casting director” is taping these auditions and will promptly submit them to the “things I will beat off to later” pile hahahahahhahahaha
May 31st
1 note
May 31st
YOU'RE WELCOME →
May 31st
3 tags
May 31st
4 notes
2 tags
May 27th
2 tags
FOUR THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND FOUR PEOPLE took the time to sign in to youtube and “dislike” this video.  FIRST OF ALL, it’s Mr. Bean, so if you don’t like it, then FUCK YOU.  Second of all, FUCKIN INTERNET TROLLS.
May 27th
May 27th
2,388 notes
Personaje del dia: El conserje (Scrubs)
vanlosti: i love you, neil flynn.
May 27th
64 notes
May 26th
1,147 notes
3 tags
May 26th
16 notes
4 tags
May 26th
4 notes
May 23rd
168 notes
3 tags
May 23rd
7 notes
3 tags
May 23rd
7 notes
4 tags
i just realized something...
Bear from the “Ice” episode of The X Files is also Rack from Buffy.  My world has exploded.
May 22nd
5 notes
1 tag
May 22nd
2 notes
3 tags
technology...
courtesy of the x files, season 1.
May 21st
2 tags
May 20th
4 tags
why yes, Scully...
that’s EXACTLY the most ridiculous thing you could have decided to wear/most ridiculous thing you could have decided to do with your hair for a first date.
May 17th
11 notes
2 tags
May 15th
108 notes
May 14th
54 notes
May 13th
50 notes
May 13th
14 notes
2 tags
oh I’M sorry, I didn’t ORDER any DEAD SEXY.  i will, however, take it.  kthxbye.
May 12th
6 notes
Dear Baby: Final Countdown: 0 weeks to Arlo →
dearbaby: FORTY WEEKS-WHAT THE HECK?!?!? I really did think our little fella would be here by now - but I’ve also felt like he’s done a ton of growing this week. Clearly he’s taking full advantage of this extra baking time to pack on some good baby chub before he makes his way into the world. I… I have been following this girl for, oh gee, *I* don’t know, for SURE well over a...
May 12th
164 notes
May 12th
12 notes
some dude: "where's the Colorado entrance to the mall? you know, where all the cameras are at?"
me: "where the what are at?"
some dude: "you know, all the cameras. I'm meeting a friend."
me: "well (points), that's Colorado street, and there's an entrance to a parking garage over there. I don't know anything about any cameras."
some dude: "is that where all the security guards are?"
me: "um. yeah, there are probably some over there, I guess." *looks bemusedly at own nonexistent camera*
May 11th
May 11th
348 notes
May 11th
2 notes
May 10th
13 notes
1 tag
May 10th
10 notes
1 tag
May 10th
1 tag
May 8th
85 notes
1 tag
May 8th
42,381 notes
1 tag
this is bullshit.
i went onto the website from those billboard ads claiming the end of the world is on May 21, 2011 (so you didn’t have to), and they had a link to free bumper stickers.  You can imagine my excitement to see what I could have for my very own for FREE, and then — not enough TIME to effectively produce and disTRIBUTE them?!?!  sounds like a copout to me. oh, and just so you know,...
May 7th
2 notes
May 6th
1 tag
May 5th
1,259 notes
May 5th
5 notes
WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
May 5th
2 tags
May 5th
140 notes
May 5th
530,782 notes
3 tags
could alyson hannigan BE any cuter if she tried?
I’m just not sure.
May 5th
2 notes
TOTALLYJEREMY: being of the 20's →
totallyjeremy: this morning whilst i was taking my shower and making sure to take extra care washing my back i closed my eyes and thought about being in my 20s. i think i realized that the 20’s are when you are supposed to actually be crazy. you become crazy because your hormones have finally settled and you… see above re: being of the 20s. I would also like to add that…nope,...
May 5th
8 notes
1 tag
sometimes, just sometimes
totallyjeremy: i go onto those stupid gay sites where gay guys get all juicy and look for dick. and i talk really terribly filthy to people. in a way that born stars would blush at. its just one of those things, that a girl goes thru. was that YOU?!?!  mystery SOLVED.
May 4th
5 notes
May 2nd
25 notes